Looking to join the Millennial Porn Group team? Ready to take some balls to the face? We want you if you answered yes to either of those questions.
Vlad, our last director, got deported back to whichever Eastern European country he’s from after getting picked up for overstaying his visa. We liked Vlad, but couldn’t understand a fucking thing he said.
Someone has to get the fluids out of the casting couch. We’d hire an illegal for this, but the last one loaded everything up into her cousin’s truck and left. Jokes on her though because we’re fairly certain the couch had a fairly serious crabs infestation.
If you have to Google this one, you’re probably not ready for the job. We will put your skills to the test.